Tuesday, September 10, 2013
Lady Boy Mama
Loosely speaking a ladyboy is a Thai term that refers to either a transgender woman or an effeminate gay male in Thailand. I don't know what this message means. Does she want one of her sons to transition? Most likely, just so she can call herself that. http://youtu.be/l0HJ3F3cU6I
Saturday, August 31, 2013
Thursday, March 5, 2009
Annoying People
Sometimes when I am sitting at home flipping through a magazine full of local people I wish that I had a car and a paint ball gun.
Wednesday, October 8, 2008
Friday, March 28, 2008
Fat Fat
Now being a duck requires a diet of bugs and small fish, however sometimes Salty goes out for a drink or two and finds itself very hungry. That is when I see it a light at the end of the artery clogged tunnel: Pizza Pizza. Evil I say! One can't stay slim and trim if they are always eating that delicious delicacy.
Not only are they open long hours but the price is right too, gosh i feel like a commercial for Pizza Pizza. There was one time that I resisted, or should I say repulsed, temptation. One night I went there and a female employee was filing her nails over the pizza-totally gross and against health & safety regulations!
I think a petition should be started to close down the Church/Wellseley location, reason: trying to make us fat!
Not only are they open long hours but the price is right too, gosh i feel like a commercial for Pizza Pizza. There was one time that I resisted, or should I say repulsed, temptation. One night I went there and a female employee was filing her nails over the pizza-totally gross and against health & safety regulations!
I think a petition should be started to close down the Church/Wellseley location, reason: trying to make us fat!
Friday, March 14, 2008
Chicken Barf
Who's craving a bowl of lard? Well KFC (Kentucky Fried Chicken) has the Chicken Bowl, that's right a heart attack in a bowl. Just the thought of it makes me want to vomit. The commercial is even worse, if you have ever seen it, there is a woman busy on the phone using sign language for the bowl. You know it's bad when your plans include learning sign language for your favorite fast food choices in case the counter help is deaf!
Below is the link for the nutritional values of the bowl:
http://www.yum.com/nutrition/results.asp?BrandID=2&BrandAbbr=KFC
P.S. I refuse to eat my cousins!
Below is the link for the nutritional values of the bowl:
http://www.yum.com/nutrition/results.asp?BrandID=2&BrandAbbr=KFC
P.S. I refuse to eat my cousins!
Wednesday, March 12, 2008
Stamp Out the Pout!
The French call it a moue, the English a pout. I call it annoying. For you gay boys who think that pouting your lips is attractive or cute you have got to be kidding! Some of you have even tried to make it your signature face pose in photos, very original. Some of you think it is attractive to pout in EVERY picture taken of you and then to have these photos posted online is really facetious.
I can see having one or two pout photos, but making that dumb looking pout face at every moment is not cute, you look like you just swallowed the cum of a sour patch kid. The age limit for a pout should be 4 years old for human males and 7 years old for human females. The only positive point of the pout is the fact that when you make it you look like me, a duck.
I can see having one or two pout photos, but making that dumb looking pout face at every moment is not cute, you look like you just swallowed the cum of a sour patch kid. The age limit for a pout should be 4 years old for human males and 7 years old for human females. The only positive point of the pout is the fact that when you make it you look like me, a duck.
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