Wednesday, October 8, 2008
Friday, March 28, 2008
Fat Fat
Now being a duck requires a diet of bugs and small fish, however sometimes Salty goes out for a drink or two and finds itself very hungry. That is when I see it a light at the end of the artery clogged tunnel: Pizza Pizza. Evil I say! One can't stay slim and trim if they are always eating that delicious delicacy.
Not only are they open long hours but the price is right too, gosh i feel like a commercial for Pizza Pizza. There was one time that I resisted, or should I say repulsed, temptation. One night I went there and a female employee was filing her nails over the pizza-totally gross and against health & safety regulations!
I think a petition should be started to close down the Church/Wellseley location, reason: trying to make us fat!
Not only are they open long hours but the price is right too, gosh i feel like a commercial for Pizza Pizza. There was one time that I resisted, or should I say repulsed, temptation. One night I went there and a female employee was filing her nails over the pizza-totally gross and against health & safety regulations!
I think a petition should be started to close down the Church/Wellseley location, reason: trying to make us fat!
Friday, March 14, 2008
Chicken Barf
Who's craving a bowl of lard? Well KFC (Kentucky Fried Chicken) has the Chicken Bowl, that's right a heart attack in a bowl. Just the thought of it makes me want to vomit. The commercial is even worse, if you have ever seen it, there is a woman busy on the phone using sign language for the bowl. You know it's bad when your plans include learning sign language for your favorite fast food choices in case the counter help is deaf!
Below is the link for the nutritional values of the bowl:
http://www.yum.com/nutrition/results.asp?BrandID=2&BrandAbbr=KFC
P.S. I refuse to eat my cousins!
Below is the link for the nutritional values of the bowl:
http://www.yum.com/nutrition/results.asp?BrandID=2&BrandAbbr=KFC
P.S. I refuse to eat my cousins!
Wednesday, March 12, 2008
Stamp Out the Pout!
The French call it a moue, the English a pout. I call it annoying. For you gay boys who think that pouting your lips is attractive or cute you have got to be kidding! Some of you have even tried to make it your signature face pose in photos, very original. Some of you think it is attractive to pout in EVERY picture taken of you and then to have these photos posted online is really facetious.
I can see having one or two pout photos, but making that dumb looking pout face at every moment is not cute, you look like you just swallowed the cum of a sour patch kid. The age limit for a pout should be 4 years old for human males and 7 years old for human females. The only positive point of the pout is the fact that when you make it you look like me, a duck.
I can see having one or two pout photos, but making that dumb looking pout face at every moment is not cute, you look like you just swallowed the cum of a sour patch kid. The age limit for a pout should be 4 years old for human males and 7 years old for human females. The only positive point of the pout is the fact that when you make it you look like me, a duck.
Tuesday, March 11, 2008
Sick of the Scene
"I am so sick of the scene! SO much drama!"
Well I am sick of people who complain about the scene. Too much drama? Everyone's a slut? Going to stick with the Queen West crowd? Well my gay friends it is all relative. If you think all these negative thoughts, well that all that you are going to experience-no matter where you go.
Homosexuals should be proud of the Church/Wellesley area! It is a safe haven for everyone, there is no discrimination, we allow anyone to enter and always show them a good time. If you actually take a few minutes and talk to the elder queers you will learn that it took alot to gain this area and everyone should work their hardest to sustain it, not bash it!
When I wattle down the street I do not see a scene, I see a bubble in the city like nowhere else and I take pride knowing that I get to be apart of it. I come from a small pond where there is no safe haven and had to travel far to be in a place where I feel where I belong. Where I know if someone is calling me a homo it is in jest and not done with malicious intent. It is a place where we all can let down our feathers and be ourselves.
So if you are sick of the scene and decide to go party somewhere else just know that wherever you go you bring the "scene" with you.
Well I am sick of people who complain about the scene. Too much drama? Everyone's a slut? Going to stick with the Queen West crowd? Well my gay friends it is all relative. If you think all these negative thoughts, well that all that you are going to experience-no matter where you go.
Homosexuals should be proud of the Church/Wellesley area! It is a safe haven for everyone, there is no discrimination, we allow anyone to enter and always show them a good time. If you actually take a few minutes and talk to the elder queers you will learn that it took alot to gain this area and everyone should work their hardest to sustain it, not bash it!
When I wattle down the street I do not see a scene, I see a bubble in the city like nowhere else and I take pride knowing that I get to be apart of it. I come from a small pond where there is no safe haven and had to travel far to be in a place where I feel where I belong. Where I know if someone is calling me a homo it is in jest and not done with malicious intent. It is a place where we all can let down our feathers and be ourselves.
So if you are sick of the scene and decide to go party somewhere else just know that wherever you go you bring the "scene" with you.
Thursday, March 6, 2008
A Letter Published in Fab Magaizine Concerning Nina Arsenault
Another fabulous photo shoot, chatting fabulously on the patio of Fuzion or just plain oozing fabulousness. The village is over Nina Arsenault. Yes, we understand that you have gone through a considerable amount of obstacles, but haven’t we all?I have never known a person who craves attention more than that tranny. Just spend 10 minutes watching her and she just feeds off of people telling her how fabulous she is. I know many will say just don’t look, but it is hard not to when she is plastered naked all over Church Street for events that have passed ages ago.Nina, you are fabulous. We all love you. But could you please get over yourself? We need a break.
- The Salty Duck
http://www.fabmagazine.com/letters/archive/333.html
- The Salty Duck
http://www.fabmagazine.com/letters/archive/333.html
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